January 2012
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You Made It Weird #11, Doug Benson
Doug: "Ghost Protocol" is my favorite expression now.
Pete: Yes.
Doug: Because I just love that it's called "Ghost Protocol."
Pete: It's a terrible name.
Doug: Like there's certain things that a ghost must do. When you're a ghost, there's procedures--
Pete: It's "Boo," guys, it's not "Woo." It's "Boo."
Doug: Yeah, c'mon, follow ghost protocol.
Pete: Chains, never wires. Chains not wires, guys! I see your eyes glazing over. I know they're dead, but keep 'em up here.
Doug: How many times do we have to tell you to stop trying to contact the living? Ghost protocol.
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“Teach kids how to think, not what to think.”
– Richard Dawkins (via slidingaway)
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powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
“George Bush says we are losing the War On Drugs. Well, do you know what that...”
– Bill Hicks, 1988 (via theblogattheendoftheuniverse)
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braindead:
<Braindead> http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fleshlight-developing-ipad-case-you-can-bone
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Ford Prefect: Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting, 'Gotcha.' It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.
Arthur Dent: Why not?
Ford Prefect: Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.
“Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your...”
– Jonathan Coulton is wise.
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2012/01/21/megaupload/
(via neil-gaiman)
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braindead:
<Uqbar> [trollface] Student dies after tweeting ‘Thank you [God] for another year of life’ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/19/ariane-noelle-patterson-dies-tweeting-thank-god_n_1217570.html
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
here i come, Hell
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“C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug....”
– Bill Hicks (via dopeduphopes)
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A few things about ACTA and what it and its...
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justaway-sama:
I am sure that we have all heard about ACTA to some extent, whether it’s now, nearing crisis point, or before, going as far as two or three years back, when only a very few people paid any attention or tried protesting.
This is not going to be a dense, heavy post about the technicalities. This is going to be a post of anger and upset, because I...
Under ACTA, airport officials would be allowed to... →
Qualche considerazione sulla chiusura di... →
lolseverus69:
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smoothie criminal
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